Personality Crisis!!!!!

Ever since last night, I've been waging an internal battle, and here's why....

Last night, I finished reading Super Man: Red Son.

 

Ask my family, closest friends, girlfriend, and nerdy cohorts; I HATE SUPERMAN!!! He's nothing but an overrated cheater with a cape and a "S" on his chest!

 

That being said, Red Son has now overtaken The Watchmen as my favorite title.

 

This particular epic takes the All American hero Superman and asks "what if he had landed in Soviet Russia instead of the U.S.A." The combination of politics, superheroes, and an all around well written story with just as phenomenal art left me speechless and my jaw on the ground. I was almost sad that I had completed the story...

 

The Batman fan in me is utterly disgusted!

 

All joking (and some seriousness) aside, this is a phenomenal story.  Anyone who likes Superman, or who is just looking for a great read should definitely add this to their comic book to-do list.

 

Now, somebody get me a cape and cowl before I start talking about birds, planes, and speeding bullets...

 

 

Check out this little guy on Instagram...

Villains big and small beware! Lil' Batman has made his way to Instagram! Follow him as he makes his big adventures!

Happy Thanksgiving From The Geek and the Nerdy!

Hope you all have a great day eating good quality food with better quality company!

Now Go get Fat!

Nerd Alert Presents: Batman versus Superman

Originally, this was just an assignment, but I enjoyed it so much I'm gunna try my hand at video blogging. Anyways, I present the first installment of Nerd Alert! Enjoy!

CD Review: Dreams Aren't Real but These Songs Are

If there are two things I love, it's ska and Disney! So...

One of my favorite bands, Suburban Legends, recently released a CD that took some of the most popular Disney songs and gave them a skankin' new tune...

It's called Dreams Aren't Real but These Songs Are

 

This fun CD features six songs, five from Disney movies and one from an old Disney Channel TV show that my generation should be very familiar with.

 

This isn't the first time that Suburban Legends has released Disney covers. This CD is preceded by a release of Gummi Bears (a cover of the Theme Song of the Gummi Bear TV show) and Just Can't Wait to Be King and Under The Sea on their previous record, Day Job. They have also already released two music videos off the album.

 

Suburban Legends also frequents Tomorrowland Terrace at Disneyland, and is one of the more popular performers at the venue.

 

The CD is tons of fun, especially when you're listening with a car full of obsessed Disney fans on the way to Disneyland. My personal favorite is Colors of the Wind.

 

The CD can be purchased on ITunes or the band's website, suburbanlegends.com, as well as at their shows. They are going on tour soon, so keep an eye out!

 

http://youtu.be/BgMG-hg7UpE

https://www.facebook.com/suburbanlegends

 

 

Movie Review: Bad Grandpa

Sorry I've been M.I.A. readers. I worked Rob Zombies Great American Nightmare during October, still had school, and then had to catch up on school and return to "civilian life" once November hit. With all that plus some personal stuff going on, blogging has been the last thing on my mind...

But anyways, I'm back with your ultimate geeky utility belt, so lets get back to speed with a movie review...

About a week ago, I was in a bad mood and looking for an excuse to get out of the house. I ended up at my local movie theater, wasting money on what I am now here to warn you about...

I learned that there are two things that should never go together: Jackass and plot.

 

 

Bad Grandpa features Jackass star Johnny Knoxville as Irving Zisman, an elderly widower who is suddenly stuck with his grandson at his side.

 

The film attempts to give a flowing plot while still incorporating the regular hijinks and shenanigans of the popular Jackass franchise...

 

...It doesn't work...

 

Some of the pranks are semi-funny, but the effect is lost without the usual lovable cast. I'll admit, some of my laughs were forced in an attempt to make me feel like I hadn't wasted $11 and an hour and a half of my time.

 

If you want the old Jackass that you know and love, don't bother. True, the old Jackass movies and TV show were bad, but hey, at least they were funny...



Reporting Live from Knotts Scary Farm in 3...2...1...

4:55 pm Dinner at Chilis with Taylor and Joni

5:52 pm We've arrived!

 

6:20 pm We've entered the gates! Met up with my favorite Trickster. Good ol' Lunchmeat...

 

7:20 pm Black Magic was AMAZING!!!

 

7:22 pm Walking Through CarnEvil...my old home...I miss it...kinda hard...

 

7:40 pm Walked through Forevermore...kinda disappointed. Long, bland, and boring
7:52 pm Gunslingers Grave! Enjoyed it so much, we went again!
8:05 pm Trapped: The New Experiment! Wish us luck!

8:34 pm No Boysenberries here! Going in again, just cause we liked it so much!

 

10:17 pm Just Walked through Dominion of the Damned. It was a lot darker than last year...still too pretty though...
10:46 pm All mazes except for Slaughterhouse completed.
11:00 pm Citizens of Calico...Are you ready for a hanging?!?!?!?!?

11:35 pm Verdict? GUILTY!!! HANG HER!!!!

 

11:42 pm Fiesta village is a scare zone now...if you can call it that...
12:56 am Possessed show was just ok...
1:00 am Park is closed for the evening. Monsters go and get some rest; great job tonight!


FINAL REVIEW:
What can I say, it was an enjoyable evening at my old stomping ground (for those who don't know, I worked Knott's Scary Farm for 3 years). Good company, good scares! A few notes:

Scare of the night goes to...

 Cowboy Bobby!

 

I don't scare or startle easily, but Bobby came out of nowhere, causing me to shout a few choice words. He got an even better response out of my friend Taylor, who wanted to avoid Ghost Town at all cost after Bobby crossed our path. I quote:

 

"I don't like it here! There's fog! And Sliders! And Cowboy Bobby!"

 

Mazes of the night go to Black Magic and Dominion of the Damned. Both were high energy, had amazing detail, and were dark and creepy. I loved Black Magic's storyline and DotD was just as pretty as ever. Kudos to the Talent.

 

Trapped was amazing! Not as scary as last year, though way more hands on and interactive! Worth the $60 we paid to go in, BOTH times! I almost boysenberried...almost...

 

Gunslinger's Grave gets an honorable mention. It wasn't the best maze, but the talent were very interactive. It was enjoyable enough to get right back in line after we got out.

 

Whenever Knott's hit, it hit! However whenever it missed, it missed! This was probably the most inconsistent that I've seen Halloween Haunt. Usually, Knott's offers many attractions that were not too far off of each other in terms of quality and thrill. However there was an extreme difference between attractions this year.

 

The new Village of the Dead scare zone (or as monsters have been calling it, Dia De Los Scare Zone) is an absolute joke. The costumes are either ridiculous or extraordinarily plain, and that was when we actually saw talent. There was little decorating, and any talent I saw was dancing with the crowd. It just seemed like an excuse for "The Farm" to put in a dance floor. I say nix it, or give the territory back to Camp Snoopy. No offense intended to any of the talent.

 

I found Forevermore to be bland, boring, and extremely long. Not to mention all the talent looked almost exactly the same through the entire maze. I didn't like it, but I should note that I was the only person out of my group and who I talked to who felt this way.

 

Slaughterhouse is a good maze. It has been since it debuted in 2009. However, its on its last leg. I was bored walking through it. The only reason we chose to go in was to say we did all the mazes. It wasn't much different if at all from last year. The theme is tired, along with the walls of Uncle Willy's BBQ. It's time to let the cannibals be put to rest.

 

Scare zones were kind of a disappointment as well. With the exception of Necropolis, talent was sparse. However Ghost Town was high energy whenever they were around, which made up for it. And CarnEvil, I love ya with all my heart, but you were looking a little green around the gills...

 

These are just my opinions of course. I recommend the 41st Halloween Haunt to anyone who loves Halloween; Knott's is the original after all.

 

I wish all Haunt Monsters a safe and fun Haunt season. Just don't get too comfortable sitting at the top. There's a new nightmare brewing at the LA Fearplex, and when we open next week...

 

...we're coming for ya...

 

 

This post is dedicated to the memory of longtime Haunt and CarnEvil Talent

Our Mamma Clown

Mark "Sumo" Sagato

 

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